not everything is a conspiracy

My new work laptop doesn’t have one, and it’s a major issue for my productivity when traveling. So now I have to either get a Bluetooth 10 key or a whole keyboard, which is kinda dumb.

Speak for yourself. I’ve worked 100% from home for most of the last 13 years.  A decade of that there wasn’t even an office in the same state where I live.

It entirely depends on your line of work. I have a staff of about 35 in my department, and I realistically only need to have like 5 of them in the office... and even that is a temporary measure until they are adequately trained.

I managed 3 days WFH in my first real job. It seemed like the optimal mix. Rotated a desk space with another officemate who worked on my out days. I hope we can all start to realize we don’t all need to be there physically to get work done.

I’m working from home right now becasue I have to, not by choice. As soon as we can go back to our office after this ends, I’ll be there.

I have a slightly different take. I believe that most people actually know he is full of shit and/or is a lier. The thing is they don’t care. He allows them the very thinnest veneer of something they can refer back to when they need some cover for one or more of their own hideous positions. Sure, there are some who…

The worst part of all of this is just how many half-brained idiots simply believe what he says just because he says so.

The classic way to keep the heat out is to plant deciduous trees in front of your windows. The leaves shade the window in summer keeping the heat out, then fall off to let the sun heat your house in the winter. Of course they also absorb carbon and release oxygen, so it’s an all around win for mother earth.

I would say he was already confident, because as you pointed out he had 4 heroes around who are already equal or exceed Captain Marvel in their own powers, then add in Vision who is also highly powered, and you get no real reason to bring in yet another hero who may or may not be able to respond in a timely manner…

Out of all those, I’d say Palantir and Postmates probably have the most sticking power. Palantir because American law enforcement loves spending money to invade people’s privacy and congress loves giving them money to do that. And Postmates because it does the same job as Instacart, but offers a wider variety of…

We don’t have an Aldi here, but growing up I loved their cinnamon rolls. So good. 

We don’t have an Aldi here, but growing up I loved their cinnamon rolls. So good. 

Right, so he’s a shithead. Why does he get stripped of the award he got for discovering and establishing something that didn’t have to do with his being a shithead?

Irrelevant test. In real world conditions it would never be travelling that fast.

You knew this was coming.

Get me the Cohen Bros. to direct, Woody Harrelson as homeless guy, and the couple played by James Franco and Brie Larson.

Kaley Cuoco could work too!

Wackyness ensues before the heartwarming happy ending.

Ah, but they already made this movie! You, Me, and Dupree, circa 2006 :)

I think you could make about 2 sequels too.