He was probably some independent videographer who was more interested in getting an exciting video to sell!

They just sat there filming that car, watching people avoid it at the last second.

Low IQs as well. And congrats to all the dipshits who just stood around waiting to witness the next accident instead of doing something - like, anything - to prevent another accident. I’m not saying they should run out in traffic but there MUST have been other options to warn people. And I guess the cops were too…

My thoughts exactly. I guess that’s what happens in a state with very low taxes.

That tan Nissan was just sitting there on the highway for over an hour? No flares or hazard lights? It’s amazing it took that long for someone to hit it...

they always say goldens are the nicest dogs etc but I swear ours would walk up next to the couch when you’re relaxed and watching tv or something, and stand there for a few seconds, then walk away, all innocent looking. then the smell hits you in the face like a brick.

The thing is that I fart quite a bit myself. If its just me its not a big deal and I don’t even crack a smile. The second my wife is around all farts become amazingly hilarious. She of course hates farting.

The term “trouser cough” is simply amazing.

Thanks for needlessly bringing politics into this... 

Meh, would be more impressed if they didn’t break their trucks.

Porsche should apologise for the Cayenne, Jeep should apologise for the SRT, Ford should apologise for an independent suspension in the Mustang, Mitsubishi should apologise for the Eclipse (actually, I think they should in this case), and the list goes on...

OH GET THE FUCK OVER IT

My Jolly Roger is full of seamen too, but I don’t fly a flag to boast about it.

Picking up North Korea rockets from the sea floor?

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

That coyote managed to do what no Toyota stylist could. Improve the grill.

I really didn’t need those images seared into my brain, thanks.

YAY! A news story in 2017 with a happy ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!