another customer requested that their flight attendants sing Christmas carols for the duration of the flight

Goldie Hawn has been getting papped a lot lately and I’m starting to wonder if she’s the one making the calls.

This seems just an opportune occasion to remind everyone that Dustin Hoffman, proudly and on the record, shared the story of how he lost his virginity by raping a woman age 15.

I’m wary of Ticketmaster’s plan because I hate Ticketmaster, but anything to get concert tickets into the hands of fans is a good thing. As someone who goes to a lot of shows, I think ticket scalpers are the scum of the Earth.

The year is 2017 and everyone you’ve ever liked or admired is garbage.

D-O-G, when interviewed, said he himself doesn’t need training, as he is so naturally awesome, but is willing to assist those poor benighted dog-things in trying to slightly increase their own capabilities.

If there’s a silver lining, a regulatory action like this can be reversed, either through Congressional action or through a change of leadership at the FCC.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

I think he just wanted to show his friends he valued them. As I remember it, he’s mentioned in interviews how he came to Hollywood with very little and lived on friend’s good graces and they helped him a lot in the beginning. I don’t know if he’s thinking he’s altruistic so much as giving back to people he loves.

Ok I would totally do this if I had that kind of money (minus the ridiculous suitcases and $20 dollar bills). Does that make me a terrible person? I’m pretty sure he donates a fair amount to charity as well and he has more money than he can spend, so it’s not like this is taking away from charity donations or…

I’ve posted this a bunch of times. I’m glad someone picked up the torch. PETA should be exposed for the terror they inflict on animals and other people in the name of their pontificating horseshit m

Oh FFS!

Why do people use their real name on Twitter???

“David Eaton is the vice president and executive editor for NFL Media.”

*White Alabama did not even almost do the right thing!

credit where it’s due http://www.theroot.com/youre-welcome-white-people-alabamas-black-voters-just-1821242801

Thank you- it’s me. Look at my history v the troll account.

This was my impersonator. If anyone sees something rude and not funny in the least, this isn’t me ( check followers & comment history) sSorry you’re subjected to that I’ve flagged/reported it.

Well, crap. I just reported a troll who is apparently impersonating me, sigh.