Evangelicals do not care - and have never cared - about being hypocritical, or outright evil.

The press should ask every member of Trump’s administration (especially Hope Hicks and Elaine Chao) if they believe Moore’s accusers. They should ask every GOP lawmaker every day to publicly say whether or not they believe the accusers. Ask them if they endorse his views on Islam and homosexuality.

If Moore wins, the…

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Hers would be “The Jackass.”

God help us if we lose Keanu.

I’ll start: Keanu Reeves

I really, really want to hit a clown with those.

They can claw my Thanksgiving turkey out of my cold, dead hands (even if it gets a little dry my mother makes the best gravy on earth) but for Christmas we often have beef tenderloin with horseradish cream and it is amazing.

I honestly don’t understand how this aspect of the whole thing has escaped, like, everyone. He DID NOT clear the lyrics he ended up using.

We switched to a rib roast and it is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I have a problem with this analysis of her crimes. Kanye cleared half the lyrics.

Plus, beef for sandwiches. Horseradish, yum.

Third option: Prime rib. My parents started making it for Christmas dinner in lieu of turkey a few years ago, and I constantly wonder why they don’t do the same for Thanksgiving.

Hazel - I must respectfully disagree. This album is VERY sexy. As proof, I cite the many orgasms I’ve enjoyed while listening to Dress, I Did Something Bad, Delicate, Don’t Blame Me, and Gorgeous, and the corroborating testimony of my previously TS-skeptical boyfriend!

Turkey is only okay, but ham is the worst kind of pork. If those are the only two options, stick with the bird for tradition’s sake. But, really, maybe some roast beef or something would be nice.

I’m having lamb tomorrow... because fuck turkey AND ham. One of the best things about being an adult is having the power to decide you don’t want any of that nonsense. It almost makes all the bills, anxiety, and early onset forehead wrinkles worth it.

Ughhhh.

I mean...

It’s unfortunate that public shaming is a race now. Don’t want to be the last one on woke twitter with a piping hot take that gets 500 likes. This case nicely demonstrates the real damage that can be done in the race to the soapbox.