Is auto-tune just a thing I have to put up with now, even where it’s not needed?

Republicans (voters and politicians) have proven time and time again in the last 50 years that it’s ALWAYS party over country.

I’m sure the Embassy is so riddled with listening devices that the staff would get more privacy holding meetings via bullhorn in Red Square.

I’m having this new blend of tea. It’s called Polonium blend. Must be from Poland or something. I got it from the security guy.

“Hey does this coffee taste like alpha particles to you?”

She immediately reported it to Uber, at the very least.

I wish; though China’s issue wasn’t disrespect of a flag, it’s that to the Chinese Government,.Taiwan is not a country and nobody can recognise it as such.

“You HAVE to trust me, I know what I’m doing here. He’s CHANGED.”

Selena, honey, we need to talk. You need to take that kidney that a TRUE friend gifted you and run as far and as fast as you can from that douche bag with the preacher svengali. There is no way this will end well. You are being used, you are putting yourself in danger, and you can do WAY better than him.

Clinton Kelly seems to be very passive aggressive towards his Chew cohosts, too. I can see Michael Symon getting on nerves but Carla Hall? I think Clinton might be the problem.

It’s a very strange and difficult thing to have to reconcile what you know about a person and have experienced with them with the fact that they’ve done something horrible.

Well, that’s one of the most honest statements I’ve heard in some time. How do you react when a close friend turns out to be a sexual predator.

So, was it Paris or Nice?

Franken has released a longer statement:

To be fair, almost every romantic comedy would end up in restraining orders or jail time in real life.

Yah I’m fairly certain that one scene is a large part why that movie is difficult to find anywhere that is not some old DVD collection. It’s really bad in retrospect.

But the heart wants what it wants...

Between this story and the purses, drake is trying to catch himself a wife

Selena Gomez could do so much better than Bieber.