My hedgie sometimes gets political

No gif, but here’s a picture of my actual hedgehog. It was her birthday

One of my 2 complaints about hamsters is that I can’t float them hedgehog style. The other is that I cannot get them to appreciate baseball. Not even in the postseason.

I think it’s much more likely he will be encouraged to flip for a more lenient sentence, so we can get at some bigger, juicier, oranger fish.

Step 2: get little guy to flip on everyone else.

Step 1: Get the little guy.

You: My iPhone has Siri, a virtual assistant.

Fancy Kristen FTW

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ICANTBUCKLEUPINEEDTOMAKEPOPCORN!!!!!

I want to feel...elated...but I need a less than “elated” word. They don’t call that stupid fuck Teflon Don for nothin’. I’ll say, I’m intigued by the first charges. Happily intrigued.

‘Bout time! Let’s hope some of this sticks!

This would explain why the Trump/GOP bullshit machine was in over drive this week with the “HILLZ SOLD URANIUM!!!! THE DNC PAID FOR STEELE PEE HOOKIER DOSSIER” insanity.

The point of socks is that you can wash them!!!! What is the point of wearing socks with your sneakers if you can’t wash them??? Either wear socks with your sneakers, to keep your shoes and feet relatively clean, and then wash them, or say fuck it, and just wear the sneakers. Just pick one!!!!!

Heh, you should have seen how many Repubs I knew who kept whining about missing Bill Clinton while Obama was in office. I think we all do this kind of thing to some degree. We hate the current person in charge so badly that we wear rose colored glasses when thinking back on people who have come and gone. The funny…

The long anticipated release of the #JFKFiles will take place tomorrow. So interesting!

Here’s the thing about Wubya - he was kind of dumb and naive/clueless but not an evil mastermind. As always, I lay the blame for much of what happened at the feet of Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz.

That’s the Carolina Reaper chip. A little more than just “some kind of spicy chip.” They ate this on Hot Ones. The video below is not of them eating the chip but the actual Carlolina Reaper pepper because it’s way funnier.