My hedgie sometimes gets political

No gif, but here’s a picture of my actual hedgehog. It was her birthday

One of my 2 complaints about hamsters is that I can’t float them hedgehog style. The other is that I cannot get them to appreciate baseball. Not even in the postseason.

I think it’s much more likely he will be encouraged to flip for a more lenient sentence, so we can get at some bigger, juicier, oranger fish.

Step 2: get little guy to flip on everyone else.

Step 1: Get the little guy.

You: My iPhone has Siri, a virtual assistant.

Fancy Kristen FTW

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ICANTBUCKLEUPINEEDTOMAKEPOPCORN!!!!!

I want to feel...elated...but I need a less than “elated” word. They don’t call that stupid fuck Teflon Don for nothin’. I’ll say, I’m intigued by the first charges. Happily intrigued.

‘Bout time! Let’s hope some of this sticks!

This would explain why the Trump/GOP bullshit machine was in over drive this week with the “HILLZ SOLD URANIUM!!!! THE DNC PAID FOR STEELE PEE HOOKIER DOSSIER” insanity.

The point of socks is that you can wash them!!!! What is the point of wearing socks with your sneakers if you can’t wash them??? Either wear socks with your sneakers, to keep your shoes and feet relatively clean, and then wash them, or say fuck it, and just wear the sneakers. Just pick one!!!!!

The Phoenix Force is kinda the herpes of the Marvel Universe.

They should bring him in to play Sam Beckett.

I just realized Legends of Tomorrow is more or less this century’s Quantum Leap.

The long anticipated release of the #JFKFiles will take place tomorrow. So interesting!