Don’t forget that his ‘poor white trash childhood’ image is an act:

Tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the release of Spice World!! Always wanted to be Posh, but I’m still Baby.

I wholeheartedly support the wearing of chucks on red carpets

IIRC, the PWC reps holding the envelopes in the wings are already required to have the winners list memorized. So this is just an extra body doing the same thing but in a place that saves the folks on stage from having to dramatically run out on stage to make an interception (This is allegedly what was supposed to…

By many accounts it is dark as fuck backstage and it’s probably less nerve-wracking to just have reps in known positions in the wings as opposed to moving them around back there and possibly losing an envelope in the darkness.

A møøse bit my sister once...

I toyed with par-frying the chicken pieces, remove from hot oil, then dredge in wet batter and finish frying—but that seemed unnecessarily messy.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

In my shop, at least, requests like this go to our PR dept (Praise be to his noodly appendage that it is so) but quarterbacking from my particular office chair; I think her problems are 1) trying to punch above her subs count and 2) Not positioning the request like a business transaction.

And Roy Moore very nearly became a senator, we’re well into the abyss of party-over-country/common decency at this point.

For those in need of a good bleaching afterwards:

According to the editor of the piece (She did an AMA over on reddit - I wouldn’t recommend looking at it, the discussion is mostly a shitshow), the piece has been in the works for over six months as the reporters cultivated sources and weeded out unverifiable info.

I gotchu fam

tbf, men’s mags back in 2003-2004/5 were still getting a lot of mileage out of; ‘get into her pants by making these dinners’ articles and no one was putting out content for dudes on how to host a party as a post-college adult.

Selena Gomez’s mom says she tried to talk her daughter out of working with Woody Allen but it “didn’t click.”

No and I’d say we’re actually going to feel the fallout from dolt 45's tire fire of an “administration” for decades to come. Not just reversing/repairing executive orders and policies but the brain drain of career civil servants, the lasting damage to the US’s stature on the world stage, the kneecapping of government…

Your occasional reminder that the value of diamonds is a complete fabrication and the concept of the diamond engagement ring is, like many modern customs, due to good marketing that really stuck the landing: