I would amend that to read:

For me, this...person...is well into ‘death is too good for him’ territory. The definitely-going-to-hell part of me wishes him a long life in the penal system...filled with as much fear, pain, and suffering as can be put upon him.

Neff ordered him to serve each of those 20-year sentences consecutively, meaning, if he is still alive, Nassar will be 114 years old when the last of them is finished.

Here’s some Christmas empowerment: LOVE Magazine has put out a video for its new lingerie calendar

The armor he’s wearing in the trailer is much more form-fitting than prior versions

Ehhh, while her film/TV work isn’t exactly highly acclaimed; she was booking real work before “Blurred Lines” and even moreso afterwards.

people record Christmas albums when they have literally nothing to say and want to get handsomely compensated for doing so.

Today in; “things that make me feel even worse about my lackluster pie skills”

Fair. If I was in the mood for a more straightforward turkey sandwich, the Bobbie wouldn’t necessarily be my first suggestion but when I’m in the mood for Thanksgiving on a roll, a Bobbie is near perfect (I just wish you could get them warm.)

See also: the Bobbie at Capriotti’s (Vegas-based sub chain)

I’ve found my Thanksgivings a lot less fraught with peril since I swapped out turkey for a nice standing rib roast; much more bulletproof to cook and miles easier to portion.

Color me surprised he hasn’t been completely wrecked yet given the goss that surrounds him.

I’m forkin’ cool with 13 eps a season; all killer, no filler.

‘End of Grease Sandy’ vibes aside; the dress is hot but I’m still sorting through my feelings about the blonde

Not really into the power shoulders (One time around was enough, thanks) but I absolutely love Hailee’s hair for this look

In other AMA news; here’s a blonde Selena Gomez: