Also, how does Al Franken not just walk over to Jeff Sessions and punch him right in his fucking Hobbit face?

I don’t know if Taylor has big hands:

sell snake merch

what the fuck is with the whole shorts over leggings thing?

And Martha Plimpton spit fire in response:

80's era me is wondering what kind of darkest timeline shit is this when the Iranian president is the voice of reason in this clusterfuck?

tbf, she is one of the mains on ABC’s “The Mayor”

As I fully accept that I am a terrible person:

Would you like some more of Lea Michele’s thirst traps? Sure you would:

For anyone in need of some positivity, I’m just going to leave this here:

#TeamAsteroid

TIL that Louis Vuitton does men’s ready-to-wear now and I’m going to go ahead and say that he made the right call.

Sadly, can you imagine the utter. shitstorm. that would come down if she was in the White House?

You can sit with me.

MGM is donating $3 mil and is providing free rooms (And arranging travel) for victims and their families as well as space for the Red Cross.

Yes, by most measures Colbert and Kimmel would be considered quite rich but allow me to put some math down here for some perspective:

*Slowly slides the news that another 2.5 million people may have affected by the Equifax hack out of view*