She’s like the counterpoint to every person who says the key to success is just to keep working hard and ‘do you’, even when your haters tell you that you won’t succeed. They’re still probably haters but they also may not be wrong.

My guess would be no, unless you can fool the camera system by painting eyes on someone’s closed eyelids. One would think one of the first priorities would be to get the system to distinguish faces with eyes open vs faces with eyes closed and the hand of someone holding your eyes open would make the IR depth map of…

Follow-on fun fact: A new feature in iOS 11 (The new version which drops on Tuesday) is the ability to turn off biometric unlock with 5 clicks of the power button which should be pretty quick to execute even just pulling your phone out of your pocket.

So do we think Ann Coulter seethes at Conway being the defacto blonde ringwraith henchperson for this clown show or is thankful that someone else got tapped to be the carrier of the proverbial pissbucket?

The Cromwell and the incident in question was when some metal stanchions fell over and folks thought it was gunshots:

Well that’s not really fair

tbf the pasta roller kit is absolutely ace; no clamping to the countertop, no handles to pop out of socket at inopportune times, and no coordination of limbs to turn the crank and pull the sheet at the same time.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/entertainment/bieber-nude-selena-gomez-pics/index.html

A day after hackers published full-frontal nude pics of Justin Bieber, stolen off ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez’s phone to Selena Gomez’s Instagram account after hacking/stealing the login info.

Take your damn star

You know, I actually wouldn’t mind a Jezlopnik “stars & their cars” special; although I’m guessing it would just be a parade of various import SUVs with maybe a sprinkling of hybrids.

Well they weren’t selfies unless you’re saying that Bieber asked someone to shoot him standing naked on a balcony from a pretty long ways away judging by the low-res nature of the photos.

• Plenty of OG fans from her Disney days

As someone who was unfortunately exposed to the hacked post; it was pap shots taken with a presumably long ass lens.

I’d guess 100% trade (The doc gets ad value, she gets a free treatment) like - I presume - most/all celebs who rave about such-and-such dermatologist or salon after their appointment.

but now I’m totally self-conscious and saving up for Lasik.

You fucking sack of shit:

*Heads off to make spaghetti pie*

If Vegas Wednesdays are for families and conventioneers, leather-tanned retirees, and misguided parents thinking their kids will find Vegas “fun” and not a desert hellscape full of things they cannot do or even be in the vicinity of; Thursdays are when it shifts towards the sleeker and more sinister.