Ahem:

I wonder if Sebastian & Margot are going to have to reenact the wedding video?

I know many of you have some trepidation about reddit but here are a few good places:

Close up of the detail on JLo’s dress

As recommended by Questlove in his guide to Miami for CNN:

Credit: The Oatmeal

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/bruce-springsteen-cover-band-cancels-plans-to-play-at-trump-inauguration-gala/

In case you wanted more Selena dancing around the studio:

2009, I don’t math good.

After cursory wiki’ing...

To almost everyone in this thread:

In cross-posting, today’s-sign-of-the-end-of-days news...

It does seem to be the general online consensus and I concur...

ESPN’s annual Bodies issue (Which Aly has already posed for) pretty much beat SI to the spot on that front so I don’t think they have much room to maneuver beyond getting more athletes of more diverse body types and “sexing them up”.

1) It still boggles my mind that Steve Harvey can be such an odious human being yet still has all this media presence.

In more prurient (But not, er, watersporty) Dirt Bag-y news:

Yeah, that dress has very few good sides, although it can photograph well