To be fair, that’s the OG UK version. The US version is only up to 59 at the moment. And the tracklists are actually an amusing wayback machine of one-hit-wonders and “wow, has that artist come a long way”.

A challenger has appeared! (Credit to jamberg on Deadspin for finding this one)

Presumably the photos were from the general jury waiting room (Since judges tend to frown upon selfies in an actual courtroom) and at a sufficiently large/busy courthouse, you won’t know what kind of case you might be put on until they collect you for the jury box.

I dunno, looks like the standard wrinkles one gets from driving with a seatbelt on for a sufficient amount of time in a slightly too baggy non-wrinkle-free button-up.

No judging here; DNCE was opening for Selena Gomez and they can rock a show (JinJoo Lee fucking melts faces). Not in the market for their upcoming album but there are worse acts one could see.

Not really germane to the discussion but I’m just going to leave these here:

Can someone explain why the Fat Jew is still enough of a thing to get into celebrity events (Or at least be in a position to photobomb people at said events)?

Eh, this is the break; the 1989 tour ended in 2015, the last real red carpet thing she went to was...the Met Gala? Her label even put out a definitive “no album is dropping this year” statement. Aside from the whole Hiddleswift debacle, she really hasn’t done any sort of publicity.

Had to go to the hospital due to a mouth infection

Really, ‘Ye? You couldn’t break even a bit of a smile for her?

Quite. Hair down + semi-faux-hawk is an...interesting choice.

Eh, the only real clunker in there is Barely Lethal; Ender and PP2 were perfectly watchable movies.

And just because I find them delightful human beings; Mamrie Hart & Grace Helbig:

I don’t know how the dynamic works in other girl groups but they seem super adamant on doing their own things when off the clock (Which is fine) and getting ready to be on the clock (Which can obviously be problematic.)

I have to say, I don’t hate Ari’s outfit here; I mean, floor-length pants still seems like an unnecessary hazard but the total effect works for me

Since I really can’t be impartial about Tinashe, I’ll just leave these here:

Not really sure how I feel about Jojo’s look (pants are a solid choice, detail is off the chain, but she looks like she’s 90% legs and it’s weirding me out)

In case you were wondering where all the color went, Hailee Steinfeld used it all: