[insert “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” copypasta here]

Relevant xkcd...from 2011:

Curly hair down Ari>hair down Ari>high ponytail Ari

Because the Sunday Dirt Bag seems the most appropriate place for it; here’s Kate Upton & Justin Verlander feeding penguins at the Detroit Zoo

I’m not going to link it but she is wearing super high-waisted underwear.

Alexander Martin, I think?

I liked DuJour better:

This is all I got:

For comparison, here are some samples from the mothership EDC here in Vegas which occurs after the sun goes down as nature intended and where being scantily clad is as much for survival as it is for rave fashion

Officially, yes you can:

As an old who was on the rail watching Fifth Harmony last night, I was this man in my head. Well, except for the parts where I was singing along and Lauren and Normani noticed and started singing right back at me - at those points I was ded.

In other social media news: I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of:

Fantastic Four rights are owned by Fox and so - barring Marvel having a negotiation with Fox similar to the one they had with Sony that brought Spidey into the MCU (And basically gave creative control back to Marvel) - FF doesn’t exist in the MCU.

No, that is Naomi:

I love the color and concept of Anna Kendrick’s dress but it’s weird that it becomes decidedly not flattering from certain angles/poses

#mophie is love, #mophie is life

I don’t know what’s worse: having an on again-off again relationship with Justin Bieber or having the media and Bieber stans continually hounding you about it well after you’ve said; “fuck that noise, I’ve moved on with my life.”?

Except that Forbes is using an extremely generous interpretation of “2015". Per their article:

Eh, I think Taylor is better positioned for a post-top-of-the-food-chain career than Madonna.