Twilight star Peter Facinelli and Jaimie Alexander have called off their engagement, if you ever wanted to hook up with the dad vampire.

I’m trying to figure out if I’m more put off by their piss-poor attempt at erotica or the dude’s panolpy of shitty tats.

Fo reals yo. Although a I have a feeling these two are getting off on being “transgressive” by doing this on insta since amateur porn/erotica is a pretty normalized part of the tumblr-verse.

YAS.

Totes adorbs, fo sho.

I want to touch Miranda Kerr’s dress because hella textured, yo; but how can all that fringe around the neck and shoulders be comfortable? I’m itching just thinking about it.

Harsh, but not unfair.

Why is Frankie Grande even a thing?

Damn, Taylor’s got the gun show. And her blue & black dress is fiyah.

I don’t know jack about makeup but to me, I’d chalk it up to the really heavy eye and some contouring of her cheeks and nose so her face is a little more angular.

From the front:

They have those too. Food is just in addition to the regular prizes.

Taylor and Selena are baes *incoherent fan squee’ing*

Dave & Busters and/or Gameworks. No ball pit but they do have full bars and D&B (Or at least the last one I went to) allows you to exchange tickets for comp’ed apps or desserts.

The body paint is more noticeable on the other “suit” (NSFW) they put on her.