Yeh your probably right. Not enough commercial breaks to advertise Coca Cola Taco Bell and Bank of America, they would never allow it. There's a reason the rest of the world live and breath football

That and it helps immobilize and kill more Americans than they ever could.

I have never, and will never understand why people think coming up with intellectually dishonest (or just lazy) arguments to disparage another sport does any credit to their favorite sports.

The original statement is stupid, but this is a terrible defense of soccer.

Yeah but consider the source. Football is great: 15 seconds of action, then a break to go back to Googling "Margaret Thatcher + feet."

That's goddamn right.

It's unfortunate that many people remember the Pedro incident instead of all of his better times. RIP Don Zimmer. Thanks for the memories of watching you coach the Cubs when I was a kid.

"As far as gerbils go, he was one of the very best."*

The one where Angelina Jolie was smoking hot and topless? If course I remember!

Sorry, I stopped reading at terrible John Cusak movies.

For starters, Symphony is totally available on the east coast, it's made by Hershey. It's pretty meh, but I'd say it's a step up from the regular Hershey slop. Second, your top 10 is OK, but WHITE CHOCOLATE at number 2? White Chocolate is vile garbage meant to torment you when you want actual chocolate. It's not even…

No. You are wrong because when O'Reilly uses phrases like "hip-hop stuff," that is his way of letting his conservative audience know 'this is code for black kid,' then to insinuate they would swear at Caliparir and disrespect him is to say you know, 'black kids are always disrespectful.' I would love to see O'Reilly…

You do not know what the fuck you are talking about, yet, here you are, talking about it. It is not a valid discussion because it starts with a false premise.

This is why Cleveland can't have nice things like championships, LeBron James, or decent looking women.

In that Villanova-Villanova matchup, I think I like Villanova. Because there are some serious questions about Villanova, and I think Villanova can exploit that.

I like Miller Lite, so I'll have to try that.

Mmmm. delightful hint of feet.

::reading this while drinking Sierra Nevada Torpedo::

Arizona - still the shittiest state.