Before I start, let me say I was a server for a decade, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for all service employees. But this story has become legendary in my family, so: Mr. Tigger and I moved for his job from the East Bay Area in CA to Austin, Texas. On our first date night after moving, we went out to…

Here's the wizard that did it, by the way:

Tim Horton's in the background

Most do. GTA Online is nightmare trying to mute someone though. You're stuck in the first lobby for the longest amount of time unable to do anything. I'v actually taken to plugging in my headset and leaving it across the room.

GTAO was fun for a while, but I think it could have been so much more than just races, deathmatch and random gunfights in downtown LS.

Actual in game mini-games that work as jobs would have added some much needed variety, income and fun.

Its been months since I last played it for that reason.

Love this game. The best GTA game, the most perfectly executed game, lots to do... I don't think I've done a mission in weeks but I play for hours a week just pissing about.

I'm basicaly stuck at online. Got nobody to play with atm. The jobs are also pretty hard at that point doing solo. So I just haven't been playing it anymore.

I'm with you on that one. I was so looking forward to all of it and the single player is fantastic however the multiplayer is just...dull. The fact that you lose money every time you die which happens a lot just completely put me off. It wasn't fun. If they had another mode similar to Red Dead where everyone was on…

There's one big omission here...

Can't put my finger on it, but I liked GTA IV multiplayer better. I'm 34, have like one PS friend and no headset. Which is fine, and how I prefer it. But I used to just cycle into free mode 90% the time in GTA IV. In V, everyone is lumped in the same area regardless of what they want to do. Most of the time when I…

Rockstar Announces the PC version of GTA V will be released in Spring 2014

John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the only people that keep me sane living in this country. If I ever get overwhelmed I just watch them and get a healthy dose of logic and feel like it's all gonna be ok again.

Looking at Rockstar's page I'm rather intrigued by the whole John Marston parent option.

I have a special kind of love for Iapetus.

I think that Ganymede deserves a mention just because it is so darned huge.

What about Miranda as featured in Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars Trilogy ? The impact theory has been superceded by tidal heating, but it's still a moon with some of the biggest canyons in the solar system.