I feel like I have to chime in here that most Americans don't give a fuck about soccer. Hell, most American sports fans don't give a fuck about soccer. Which is fine I guess, throw a bone to the soccer fans. I don't mind it if it's not at the expense of the shit the majority of American sports fans do give a fuck…

OH the humanity. Deadspin needs to get off of the constant Kluwe gay crap and social watchdog nonsense. Go work for the ACLU you bitches. Cover something of interest! Tell that bitch to make me a pizza because I don't give shit. I want my execs with ED and anger issues. Viva Parcells.