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I fail to see how this is superior to just etching a unique QR code into each casting at the first machining step...

That's it, I'm getting off the technology train. Don't bother slowing down, I know my tuck'n'roll.

I drive a 335i (n54) and I hate lying ass BMW dealers.

No kidding—the dealer just tried to tell me my entire rack and pinion steering was broken and it would be 3k to fix AFTER keeping my car for 2 days...

Step 6 - Somehow keep Target and Walmart from leveraging their vastly larger number of locations to do the same thing for a wider audience, probably for less cost.

...because Jade Rabbit is a goddamn cool name.

It seems Tesla wants to challenge the Prius as the world's primary source of smug.

Tires, hands down. At first they were rolling on wooden (or steel belted wooden) wheels, with no traction at all.
No matter what subsequent safety feature appeared past that, nothing made the automobile safer than having rubber tires.
Just imagine trying to brake or turn on ANY car without tires...

I'll ruin the surprise. In the event of an accident, the collar severs your head and encloses it in a liquid nitrogen cooled bubble. Tiny rockets on the perimeter fire, sending the head skyward to safety and away from the accident scene. Finally, the embedded navigation chip directs your melon to a predetermined…

That's absolutely ridiculous. Do you think that a gas station attendant is going to tell a bunch of thugs that they can't get gas? Not happening. Maybe the police should just do their fucking job and quit trying to pawn off law enforcement on civilians.

Here is an idea... Cops, start enforcing laws on the books. It's not like NYC or the Borough's are lacking law enforcement. What a sham. It's only about the $$$. Anytime it comes to actual law enforcement, well, good luck finding a cop.

2 Horses means more horsepower