That was adorable. A+ parenting.

I don’t like em either, but other people do. Who the fuck cares. It’s toys.

Fairly obvious at this point that it’s a rushed launch. Personally don’t see much point in getting it at launch, but as a Nintendo fan I see myself getting one eventually. Virtual console isn’t a *huge* deal to have right away, but it would have helped the somewhat weak launch lineup.

Another point in favor for the “rushed to market even if it wasn’t ready”.

I figured “Man Plays Diablo For 17 Hours On Camera” wasn’t as interesting a headline.

It’s nice to see someone get a real world penalty for internet hate speech.

A Paper Zelda RPG would make me ejaculate far more in distance and amount than ever possible before.

No Chunk?

20% awesome games. 80% shovelware lol

seems like something 90% of people used once/never and won’t care about.

Man it’s fucking disheartening to see so many “We have no answer at this time” responses when this console hits shelves in less then 2 months.

I don’t understand how Nintendo keeps getting away with their archaic account system and policies, and making people rebuy the same old VC games. It’s 2017 and they still don’t have a proper unified account system.

This guy does not have 50,000 subscribers on Twitch

You must be fun at parties.

Somewhat related: this flagship launch title will reportedly only run at 900p on the Switch. That tells me all I need to know about future 3rd party support. That’s why there’s no plans to bring ME: Andromeda to the Switch. The system probably can’t handle it without massive downgrades.

Nintendo should have produced more bottled water to meet high demands.

Link is looking at all the Switch launch titles

Oh boy a free game from the 80s every month!!!