The only way you can make these sneakers more 90s is if they came with Saved By The Bell reruns.

Isn’t this exactly the kind of uncontextualised PR fluff Kotaku usually doesn’t want to post?

That reminds me of a person I met in train in Singapore.

Are you trying to defend underage sex? That’s...not a good hill to die on.

Sounds like some people need to get off your goddamn lawn.

Obligatory: Fuck Konami.

Because Sony is hiding something about their system. There’s more to it than they are saying. Xbox can do most of the mods from the PC except the adult rated stuff, which is understandable since console market includes underage kids and idiot parents who don’t monitor what their kids play.

Just Sony being dicks about it. Or just PSN having the inability to make them work properly, since sony can’t even let you change your PSN name. Really, shitty since I would’ve picked the game up to play on my PRO since I loved it when I played it on release.

The developers of this game must be a bunch of dicks.

Right...wait for Scorpio... got it, thanks!

One of my weirder one night stands involved dancing with a girl for about five minutes before last call, buying her a shot because I was below the minimum on my card, and then taking her home. The next morning as we’re lying naked under the covers she says “This is going to sound awkward but.. I don’t remember your…

“personality traits”? That doesn’t sound like a SAO character.

1) Play as Khajit

I can’t believe their EA overlords are letting them imply such ridiculous notions.

Cool Spot as a release title confirmed.

So the first version will have battery life that rivals iPhone quality and 2-4 months after release Nintendo will release better version and call it Switch+ and in about year after initial release there will be a SwitchGrande that has slightly bigger screen but shittier battery and that will get update to improve the…

Those were Mario game cars. These are Super Mario character cars. Dr. Mario is not Super Mario, he is a doctor.

Can you not post articles about this wanker please? It only heightens his profile even further. Thank you.

Only person that appears to be offended here is you buddy. Simmer down a bit, huh?