I don't get it.

Here you go. It's in Germanic at least. You could try and translate it using Google.

Apparently Cadillac is once again going to try and sell in Europe. Reportedly the Escalade will be first out with a diesel engine offered, then the CTS. I could provide you a source for this but it wouldn't be in English.

Holy shit. Is that a real commercial? That's horrible on so many levels.

If Cadillac wants to sell in Europe, they need to give us diesel engines (which they reportedly are about to), wagons and SUVs.

CAPRIIII!

With greed, enough is never enough.

I'm sure Land Wind will cry wolf then BMW finally releases the X7.

Ssang-Yong is Korean. They were the china of the world a few decades ago. Still, they had licences. Land Wind don't.

Not if it folds like an accordion when you crash it.

That auto is likely a blatant copy of a western auto.

I think you need to go see an ophthalmologist. The only way the Edge and the Evoque are similar is that they are both compact SUVs and have 4 wheels.

What the hell is that? Some kind of Bronco wannabe using an expedition?

I'd hate to get a flat operating that bus. Must be quite the chore changing those huge tyres.

The Trabant has Polish markings and the person filming didn't speak German. Fair bet it's filmed in Poland.

Why do you think it is on the Autobahn?

Never mind all the other people you risk maiming or killing. As long as you ride on a public road your life is forfeit, right?

That's gonna help.

How dead one would be, in a single split of a second, crashing a Trabant at this speed. I'm guessing you could make a pretty decent milkshake in that car riding like that.

The S-class would slam its brakes. In theory, at least.