OK, I'll bite. You handed a bunch of kids technology that is before their time, and they don't immediately recognize it or what it means. I get that.

I love a good physics talk, and it may just be because it's 5:30 AM and I really ought to be in bed, but none of that made any fucking sense.

I liked the part where Link died.

I remember reading awhile back that one of the bigger contributing factors for forgoing an HD remake were the environments.

FUCK...YES. I'M RIDING THIS BITCH UNTIL THE WHEELS FALL OFF.

^^THIS.

"boring ol' Link"

OMFG! I loved the original Kirby Canvas Curse! In my opinion, best Kirby spin-off ever. I am unbelievably psyched for this game!!

I've been playing Zelda games for 25 years. Honestly, I think fresh takes on the Zelda lore like that are a great idea! Even a reverse role game where you play as Zelda could be interesting.

Secret of Mana and Super Mario RPG, please?

Edward, Snow, and Hope all last? It's like you READ MY GODDAMN MIND!!

Personally, I can't wait for then to find all the games so someone can create a Minecraft version of the landfill and games.

Nerd Rage fell short of a laugh this week.

Contraception II: The Second Coming

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

This is your Pikachu normally.

Sister Ray motherfucker!

Nerd Rage nailed it. Love it!

TOUCH FUZZY, GET DIZZY!

No...it can't be...