She doesn't give a fuck what people think of her, but she REALLY gives a fuck that people think of her.

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I DO NOT GIVE

Exactly. This is not "not giving a fuck." This is giving the most fucks.

Dressing like this is more or less the opposite of not giving a fuck.

Can we get a full scale? Like a BLT is 4-12, a Tony Lukes roast pork with sharp provolone is 15-1, etc

I go to Grantland to read specific people. I come to Deadspin out of habit. Start hiring people who write more and post less. I am not a long time reader of Deadspin but in the last year I have noticed a total dip in quality. Get better at what you do or your empire will exist on name along and eventually sink…

Yeah Hinkie is terrible. I miss the old days of the Sixers trading every asset they had for Andrew Bynum, because we know from experience that nothing bad can come of that.

Ah man, Magic's brilliant analysis is like that joke about the kid with AIDS, it never gets old.

"Sorry. SORRY! I meant 'the next guy with Jason Kidd's shooting percentage.'"

So is this AIDS thing kicking in now or what...?

No, no he didn't

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

The Matrix worked because at its heart it's a kung fu movie with really excellent costume design and groundbreaking special effects. The story itself follows a very basic "chosen one" arc (that's not a bad thing!) and relies on a lot of tropes already well-established and explored by previous sci-fi, particularly…

Only deadspin could have a problem with something cool like this.

Or maybe they couldn't pick one player from a team that did not lose at all during the month, so they said "Screw it, let's pick all five."

Isn't ESPN basically the only reason cable providers have been able to get away with not going full a-la carte yet? I think you're underestimating how big ESPN's audience is and the number of cable subscribers who really only have cable in order to get live games on the mothership.

God told me to post that. I closed my mind and opened up my keyboard to Him.

the sixers should build a team like the knicks.