None of that matters, because for the past decade they've been trotting out Evan Turner, Spencer Hawes, LeVoy Allen and a bunch of never wills that make tanking look great. At least with this play you have a shot. Three years of shit is nothing compared to watching Swaggy P or Lou Williams chuck bricks on a nightly…

it's been 1 calendar year. sixers fan here—we're fine.

I'm a huge NBA fan but I'm from Pittsburgh so I usually drift from team to team. I decided before the season to root for the Sixers because of this strategy.

Average attendance in 2010 was 14,200. Average attendance this season is 14,150, without LeBron, Kobe, or Carmelo crowds yet.

They aren't risking anything.

Then they'll be in the same position as the teams that drafted Darko and Oden. All you can do is give yourself as many shots at a home run as possible. We have no idea what Embiid will end up like, but taking a player with that injury allows them to get two dice rolls at a top five pick panning out instead of one.

And,…

You're wrong.

I'm guessing that after taking the time to write this very long/weirdly angry diatribe making the Sixers sound like some kind of disgraceful anomaly, that you probably aren't interested in being reminded that there are multiple teams "doing it the right way" that are only 2 or 3 games ahead of the Sixers in the…

Wait, you guys are doing this on purpose? Uh, yeah, right, so are we, definitely on purpose too.

"Allow the cloying Daryl Morey this much: he built the obnoxious Rockets without chucking his team down a crater."

Morey has also had seven years to build his obnoxious team, and once his two good players retired, he finished 9th, 9th, 9th, and 8th in four consecutive years before falling ass-backwards into one of the…

I wondered how long until the comments devolved to Dick jokes

The numbers may not lie, but The Grasshopper Lies Heavy.

Yet they only have one less win than the Lakers who have a lot of "guys people have heard of" and no one rips the Lakers. In fact, the Lakers are more embarrassing. How does a team with Kobe Bryant have one win?

No surprise as the Lakers have the most ineffective shooting guard in the NBA.

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

Like Kevin Durant, hate Billy Haisley.

Sometimes I find myself liking things and that's why I keep a hammer on me at all times so I can smash my dick with it to drive the good feelings away

Deadspin loves JR Smith, hates Kevin Durant.

Apparently DS is all for athletes making as much money as possible until KD signs a max deal and that makes him a sell-out.

Fan: You're a terrible football player, DeSean!

But, like, this is the thing you're gonna go after? Two girls kissing on a bus while some kids got drunk at their first college party?