Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

You don't have to wait tables to know that you don't go out if you can't afford to tip.

Yes. I absolutely loathe the "social justice activism" as practiced by Gawker.

Also might be that people don't want stuff branded with a logo that might be changed at any time.

The Haka has long been a favorite of NBA teams when facing guys like Shaq or Dwight Howard.

Sorry that I'm straight. I was born this way.

...and now don't those jersey buyers feel dumb...

Was better before the edit!

It isn't.

It's mickey-mouse, amateurish stuff, but even more significantly, it's shockingly anti-labor. If MLS wants to be the league of choice for the world's best players, it'd better start allowing those players to choose their situations.

I skimmed it enough to know that this is the world's longest obit about someone who's not yet dead.

but there's a lot of people who watch golf at the elite level that don't play golf, unfortunately."

AMERICA IS NOT FOR BLUE FOODS

Raspberry is a mediocre-ass fruit. Not even the best of the berries.

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

It may be a mystery now, but if the video is grotesque or horrifying, we know it will be posted down here soon enough.

"No."

With all due respect, I hate you.

I recommended bradastar's comment solely because of your comment.

The few, the proud, the date-rapists.