Wow, Urban Meyer is one selfish son of a bitch. As an employee for the State of Ohio you would think that he would act in the best interest of the state. Yet, he still sits, all cozy in Columbus, refusing to lend one of his three stud QBs to the Browns.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

*clicks on it at work*

Because...those are the only two players on the field.

Probably not the best depiction of Native American pirates either

My plan was to walk it all off. I can walk off a barf. I can grit and scrap my way out of a barfy situation.

Jurgen Klinsmann: World Cup winner in 1990; illustrious playing career with spells in Germany, Italy, France, and England; led Germany to a semifinal World Cup finish as manager; shepherded the USMNT out of the group of death at the last World Cup; recently appointed technical director of US Soccer

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!

No I use Word but other crazy people on staff don't.

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

Someone's going to do it...

That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

So...five things! There are literally hundreds of numbers higher than five, so my original statement stands.

They should make a movie about the Browns draft!!

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

Jim Cantore is only here to talk about the future weather, not the past weather.

I don't want to do the math, but somewhere around there.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.