No sorry it’s Gwake.

I’m too afraid to argue! I’ll get wet, Ronda! Immediately! I’m sorry! I’m doing it right now, getting wet!

and you just know he has the sourest breath. like stale diet coke poured on a used ashtray.

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

Like those onion cutting goggles. Honestly if you eat pussy right I don’t give a fuck what you have on your face. Wear a fucking Groucho Marx mask for all I care.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

Although movies like this are frequently rewritten by people who don’t get credited, two women were the screenwriters of this movie. Hmm, it’s almost like if you hire women behind the scenes you might get a film that has a young woman as the star and speaks to young women’s experiences, and I don’t remember young boys…

Uh. I can assure you that being someone’s fiancé doesn’t grant you the ability to make medical decisions for the person. Fuck, I couldn’t even get Comcast to talk to me when my husband and I were engaged. You have no legal rights as a “fiancé"

“a more youthful look”

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

Let’s say you’re making a bullshit argument based on the idea that we should “tolerate” bigoted, hateful, illogical positions the same way we tolerate rational discourse.

Can Justin Bieber stop trying to pretend he is sexy.

Do they still believe this?!? Yes, AZT was a goddamn unpleasant drug that maaaayyyybe prolonged life, but there are a LOT of inaccuracies in this article, e.g. “Furthermore, a routine blood count known as a CMV, which clearly shows who is on the drug and who is not, wasn’t whited out in the reports.” CMV is…

Both of them started following me on Twitter like five years ago and I’ve never figured out why.

We ALL saw it because of Orlando Bloom and he betrayed us.

Really? Wow! So it totally IS my fault that I didn’t just fix the problem all on my own. How sad that it never occurred to me to Google, “How does my wife want me to kiss her?” and be rewarded with all the information I needed. Also, to my knowledge, she has never written a book about how she wants to be kissed. So I…

I take care of old people and I have seen a couple guys whose foreskins were too tight and would constantly roll back and cause pain (especially if they have a catheter). And pretty much every uncut guy I've ever taken care of won't wash his own junk properly but also freaks the fuck out when you try to clean under…

If you are asking why someone would do coke, you have never done coke.

Admittedly, I would do this before I did the ALS challenge...just not film myself probably.

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