I always thought that was how the argument was framed, people of course said the men were unattractive, but the bigger point seemed to be men are allowed to be fat/older/ugly on TV but women must always be attractive.

Only a handful of the dudes I’ve banged have been fat (and I would describe 2 of them as “chubby” really). On my end though, I have asked (and other times I can just tell) that I’m the fattest gal most of these dudes have had sex with. And in my younger days I totally put up with seeing guys have fun with me privately…

I mailed a box full of pet poop w. pet poop contributions from my neighbors & family to my ex-fiancé’s office and another box to his home for cheating on me.

For some reason whenever I hear the word ‘spastic’ my first thought is ‘spastic colon’.

She watched all those movies and all she had to do was watch YouTube clips of female fans speaking about the Red Sox and she would have won the Oscar.

If anything, I’m staying with someone despite their large penis, not because of it. After a couple tries, you figure out what works best and it doesn’t hurt really. But it can be challenging at first. My preference has always been for unusually smooth penises, because obviously you want to spend more time touching and…

Booo. BOOOOOOO. Bad. Bad commenter.

She’s going to get so much shit for saying that but it’s 100% accurate. These republicans yap about eeeeevil muslims not treating women right but don’t realize they’re sharing some ideas with terrorists

THE SAGA CONTINUES

I work in health services, and I know for a fact that all people 68+ are obsessed with talking about bowel movements. Can they age Jennifer Lawrence into one of these people? If so, would still not buy tickets.

New Study Shows: No One Likes a Person Who’s Too Hard to Read

I hope that’s what you intended to write and didn’t accidentally omit a G, because that’d be kinda nasty.

Unpopular opinion: She lost a pregnancy, not a child.

I’ve watched people eat them. They don’t chew; they just slurp them down whole. If a food is nasty enough that you can’t even chew it before you swallow it, why the fuck are you eating it?!?!?!

#1. mdma
#2. vodka
#3. sexy people

2. vodka

Tried and true aphrodisics,ranked: 1. Gin.

Blake Lively speaking hyper-intellectualized Woody Allen dialogue is the funniest thing i can imagine, I’m very excited.

Ugh. Sorry. She’s just kinda gross to me.