he's wonderful

Saw this on Tumblr and HAHAHA.

You're like those people that think wrestling is real.

Hitting play will transport you swiftly to a locale called Your Feelings, U.S.A.

I like how we stand around and argue for separating the art from the artist when it's child molesters/rapists like Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, but Kanye being a dick about shit he's right about is supposed to be enough for us to completely discount him as an artist.

Looks like a case of obscene retouching.

Yeah he's a good mediator.

#notallwords

He looks exactly like my friend Misty when she got super drunk at Grad Night and saw her ex kissing a girl from another school and cried through her mascara and wiped her eyes like "Whatever. I'm fine! Let's go on Space Mountain!" And then she threw up.

sporty spice was in my spinning class and saw my boobs!!! i was late for class so i ran into the changing room and threw off my clothes and she scooted past me while i was topless. she was on a bike in the row in front of me and i recognised her tattoos and internally flipped out. after class i saw her face and…

I'd be more interested in a movie called 50 Shades of Bey where Jesse Williams plays a naive, shy man who is lured into a life of kinky shit with the mysterious and sexy CEO billionaire Beyonce. Black BDSM couple ftw.

I had a hair color appointment go wrong this week. While I don't especially care (hair grows back, y'all!), my husband was trying to be funny and told me I looked even more like our Rottweiler than usual.

Well, who else had a shit week?

Stop changing your sizing, drop your prices 15%, and give me interesting takes on classic styles.

It's not about consent; it's about power differentials and academic ethics. I know the latter has become a bit of a joke lately, but some of us do still care.

Don't launder grant money, don't kill anyone, and don't fuck the students. That's what I was told was necessary to keep your job once you've got tenure.

Bisexuality is just so often made less visible through micro-transgressions(and the constant separating into catagories), and even in the lgbt community it happens. Pan people trying to set bis as "others" or somehow more binary/black and white feels to me the same way I felt when both lesbians and straight men…

I personally lump all people into two categories - Will-have-sex-with-me-sexuals and won't-have-sex-with-me-sexuals. Any other labels are just semantic.

WHO YA GOT: Fake American Sniper baby vs. Fake first print edition of the Iliad

About two years back, deathvalleyconsort and I went to a friend's birthday party dressed as Daria and Trent. At a party of 30 people, 2 people knew who we were. In that moment, I wasn't just dressed as Daria, I became Daria. And, that party became my Brittany.