My ex-dude's best friend has started making porn. I have her on facebook still (mostly because what she says and posts on it has a tendency of shocking -and therefore entertaining- me. His dick made a cameo in the most recent one. That feeling that accompanies nervous laughter basically describes how I feel whenever I…

I love this comment. The easiest way to get me to scrunch my nose up at someone is to make an apt comparison to Lana Del Rey.

I have made out with a lot more than 15 people and I'm still single. However, I feel like my ratio of awesome people who would probably be a great partner to people who I would consider a "frog" is way better than 1:15. I have made out with a lot of wonderful people, I just like staying single.

Oh man, I do not like generalizations about gender, I will usually argue with people when they drop little stereotype tidbits... but I have to say, after caring for patients, I have notice a trend. The exceptions seem to be really friendly, optimistic, happy-go-lucky men and really really depressed women.

I like you a lot and hope all of the good things happen to you. Here's to the future!

What you're thinking of was "Lamb to the Slaughter" the Roald Dahl short story, and it does seem to have a similar premise... um, but is definitely testicle free.

For me, this year is all about Bad Religion's Christmas Songs.

To be fair, heavy coffee consumption is considered a risk factor for bladder cancer. "Heavy" meaning ~10 cups a day, but it's not like there is't a single correlation between coffee and cancer out there.

I literally just finished my nursing degree (2 days ago!), and last week I wrote a practice exam for the registration exam, but it was the American version. There were a few questions where I was like "... these lab values are gibberish".

I just had to share that my jaw dropped and my heart stopped for a second when I read that your BG was 300, then I laughed because I thought it was hyperbole, then I was concerned that your BG was high enough to joke that it was 300... then I remembered that in Canada we measure BG differently haha. You took me on a…

At this point in the past two seasons, I became completely uninvested in the shows and their characters... this episode makes me pretty sure by the end of this season I will also not give a fuck. This makes me sad because I had really been liking Coven so far.

I'm genuinely surprised that this is the first time a picture of Robert Pattinson in the presence of cocaine has surfaced.

There is a pretty wide chasm between what is legal and what is ethical. Just because a court would deem something legal that only (and in this case, it sounds like it may not have even been legal) releases them of any criminal wrong doing. Ethics related to medical practice can still put your license in jeopardy…

This happened to my old kitty cat twice! The first time I thought it must have been the computer screen, but the second time he wasn't facing the screen, so I was at a loss.

Who the fuck are the doctors and nurses who agreed that it was ethical to go through with this? This horror show should honestly get all of their licences put under review.

My dad is a minister, so people have all sorts of weird assumptions about me (they are usually along the lines of that I am a perfect, god-fearing virgin, or a crazy out of control slutbag with a parental-revenge complex). Luckily, now a days people aren't likely to find out until they've gotten to know me better, but…

I am wearing some right now and they are amazing and cozy. I bought them at Costco in a two pack, so they are warm and exclusive. Take that, Marie Claire.

"Oh your mom?"

Ugh, I had a friend like that. She was hugely insecure and had to prove to herself that she was as good or better than me by trying to seduce guys that I had feelings for or had slept with. It was really bizarre and felt like a betrayal, even though it's not like I ever had a stamp of ownership on these guys.

This article and subsequent comments has just made me realize how frequently my female friends leave their boyfriends alone with me on purpose. Like, if she's not available until later in the evening she proposes I go over early and hang out with her boyfriend for a bit, or if he's in the city for business she…