A B&B I stayed at in Hastings 4 years ago did a somewhat healthier alternative to the Full English. Poached eggs, multigrain toast, steamed mushrooms and tomatoes, and turkey bacon. It was actually really good.

This was one of the most intelligently written reviews/critiques of anything I've ever encountered on this site, and I hope we can look forward to more.

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

Is there an opening for a writer at Gawker Media? Because if there is, write to this person and offer them a position, stat. That Craigslist ad is classic snark.

OMG!

I'm glad you took the plunge — I sense you are both incredible and inspired.

Email me at rebecca.rose@jezebel.com with anything like that you see, along with your thoughts (will gladly keep your name/ID confidential and anonymous)

Burt, I've been following you and Jez forever now, but I never commented on anything (although my husband has been pressuring me to: "You're reading them all day long, why not say what you have to say?"). Anyway, this article just happened to come soon after we saw a similar windows display at Pottery Barns Kids…

I will stipulate that there is something wrong with her and she needs to seek professional help, but screw you for putting "no daddy' on blast. Like I love how you conveniently left out the second part of that chorus that goes " Ya'll think cuz these jeans fit, I would give it up" Also you didn't give the context of…

Darling - what do you have against punctuation?

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FOR CAT VIDEOS.

I save my vulvadoodles for dessert, only after I've finished all my nothing burger and stupid lasagna.

That whole video (this is just the intro) is filled with SO MUCH "I Don't Give a Fuck" gif potential.

My aunt likes to tell the story about how one time, when I was 2 or 3, she was taking a walk through the neighborhood with my 4-months-older male cousin and me when I decided to announce loudly to the world that "he has a penis and I have a vagina!" repeatedly. I also once jumped into the pool (around that same age)…

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

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