WELL FOR ONE SHE SLEPT WITH NATE ARCHIBALD WHILE HIM AND BLAIR WERE STILL TOGETHER.

Woo hoo! I contributed to that statistic! Anecdotally, I bought my home almost 2 years ago in the Midwest...and I have never had a male react negatively toward my home ownership. In fact, most men I know think it is awesome and have told me just that! Bonus: it never gets old to correct people who think that my fiancé…

I just laughed out loud. I can picture your little niece sitting there, seething, waiting in vain for your Big Announcement, and then finally just erupting with frustration.

Obligs:

The fund a stranger started for Debra Harrell — the mom arrested for letting her child play outside in a park unattended while she worked — has been active for about 48 hours and has already surpassed its $10,000 goal.

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR RAISING COCKS. FILM AT ELEVEN !

At Christmas my friend showed me her toddler son's new favourite toy - some sort of board with an assortment of latches and handles and fasteners he could open and close. It was cute and all, but I pointed out that it was essentially a training device to ensure she could never keep him out of anything ever again. All…

You will take your disappointment back immediately or suffer consequences!

The first sentence literally sets your expectations so you can't be disappointed! I reject your disappointment! Take. It. Back.

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

If I were there and the child looked fearful or scared or like they needed something, yes, I would have asked the kid "are you okay? do you need help?" or "where is your mom? does she know you're here?" and if the answer is "she works at the McDonalds over there and she lets me play here while she's at work" I would…

I've always thought pistol whipping was the most bad-ass move. I squeal and clap every time it happens in a movie or TV show. (Yes, people stare.) It's like, "You aren't even worth a bullet."

I agree. There is a major class component here. This lady is doing this because she can't afford child care, not because she is stupid. It's not the same thing as playing outside with your friends all summer long, with your mom at home ready to make a sandwich for you. This headline should have read Minimum Wage…

Maybe I'm just a cranky asshole today but this girl better be thanking her lucky stars for nepotism. Her facial expression is as flat as a pancake.

I cut off all my hair.

I was freaked out by a diagnosis (bipolar, too, actually), but I try to remind myself that the diagnosis is there to help figure out treatment. You brain is the way your brain is - giving your condition a name doesn't change anything. The diagnosis exists to help your doctor/therapist/whoever help figure out what to…

I feel like you're being kind of hard on Kim here. With the amount of shit she was given about her body and clothes while pregnant, I'm surprised she leaves the house now.

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.