I can't help but feel this comic seems appropriate.

Aw, Callie! I bought a wifebeater once (could there be a worse name for a shirt?) and I was all smarmy about it because it was a size small. I'm usually a size medium at the very least. My bitchy sister took glee in pointing out the the tag said maternity :(

I have a friend who is related to the Howard family, which counts Kathryn Howard and Anne Boleyn (along with a whole shitload of Game-of-Thrones-esque scheming aristocratic douchebags) as members, and I was always sort of jealous.

I started a kitchen fire while making a salad once.

My favorite trait, which I guess could be considered a fact, is that I'm incredibly calm under pressure, and deal with emergencies well. There's no freaking out- I just do what needs to be done.

My favorite fact is that I showed up to the first day of swim camp the summer before high school with a white, heavy duty plastic swim cap, with applique flowers and a chin strap. Almost as cool as the picture, EXCEPT ALSO A CHIN STRAP. I had never swam on a team before and that was the only swim cap at Walgreens…

My favorite part of me is how often I laugh. Like Callie's comments above - I laughed so hard I farted. That's so something that would happen to me too, Callie.

agreed, it's not THAT hard to find a not-white dress. that said, any fixation on what your guests are wearing seems equally weird.my wedding is coming up, and honestly i don't think i'd care at all if a someone wore white as long as it wasn't, like, an actual bridal gown. It's not like I"m worried about any of our…

THis should be next week's pissing contest: horrible wedding toast stories

But in the big picture, did her outfit really change your wedding? I totalllllly get that it's tacky (someone did it at mine too, a hundred years ago), but it seems like laughing it off and/or having the full, smug knowledge that you and everyone else who noticed her outfit know etiquette better than she does would be…

sure, but matt weiner loves to drop those kinds of things in. he does it on purpose. Airplanes, time, Megan's house in the mountains, in LA, a pretty clear allusion to the fictional Shangri-La in Lost Horizons. he's torn between a world in which he is an older model, not that useful and a fictional Shangri-La, where…

Harris & Olsen Agency, please hold.

If Sal Romano isn't back this season, even in passing, I am going to be super pissed! BRING BACK SAL!

No way is it literal. Not much on this show is predictable, and I don't believe for a second Don will actually fall from a high rise. But while he had a drink or two in his hand, he didn't seem to imbibe much. I have always noticed how often he mentions "feeling something" and when talking about his own feelings,…