That makes changing oil a breeze.

I varied my compression once

Well obviously you don’t get it. You’re not a millennial.

“next generation family transportation designed by millennials for millennials,” 

Hot take: Nobody lost or won anything. It was a barely disguised excuse for them to get together and do burnouts and shit in a parking lot, and they say as much on one of the Extra videos they put up on MToD.

Eh, mileage isn’t the huge factor. More complicated components suffer more from age than mileage. Check back when its 15 years old with the same mileage.

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

The people making a turn into your path are absolutely insane. I just dont get why people do this and then not accelerate to make up for it. They just plod along and assume that I wont ram into them and kill everyone involved. I NEVER pull in front of someone unless there is a ZERO percent chance they have to slow…

I really don’t get that pissed off at much anymore. One thing that makes me slightly crazy though is when a person won’t acknowledge their fuck up. Multiple times, I’ve alerted people via a horn or flick of the brights and they flip me off or yell at me.

I get that. It isn’t so much the isolated incident of 2-3 consecutive delayed starts, so much as the principle of it all. Distracted driving is the cause of a lot more than the occasional honk on a green.

This. With a nice little buzz it’s so easy to say, hey, let this idiot be the idiot. It’s his problem to deal with.

I thought it would be more interesting. But the artist’s work does not support her thesis:

My girlfriend’s dad drives a Ram and wears a Yankee hat. He terrifies the shit out of me.

I take a few deep breaths and remind myself I am a rational human being and not this person:

It’s Australia - the costs of cars there are so much higher than most everywhere else. For example, a used 2008 325i with 106K km on the odometer is asking $20K AUD = $15K US at non-prime exchange rates.

People like different things. It’s not a hard concept. I don’t like real housewives of [insert city] but my wife does. Whatever gets people’s jollies off is going to vary, but who cares it isn’t you.

Mum raised two unselfish boys. The one son has been wearing tattered shorts for ten years now.

Oh, right. Love the five-cylinders - I remember the original Quattro pulled 500HP out of a turbo-five in, what, the early 80's? Absolutely ridiculous.

Shareholders and laymen would rather hear the larger number, I assume.

Jalop, stop turning into the buzzfeed of the car world. Lists like these are nothing but clickbait bullshit. What ever happened to the legitimate leads for car development and insightful articles on car culture?