People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

How are these not $4000 vehicles?

This deserves COTD for the next week...

No, you just have to worry about submarining and dying from those 4 point harnesses.

Yeah, whoever owns that is buying her a new car.

That... is a terrible place for a loading dock, especially without any signage.

585 cubic inches is over 9.5 liters, almost twice the size of the M5's engine which is a 5 liter v10. Its a silly comparison.

N54 with a tune: “300 lb ft, oh that’s cute. Bless your heart!”

This is appalling? Really? Maybe if you live a sheltered life and never speak to adults or partake in comedy. Name calling using names that are old and weathered is far from appalling.

That impreza is a fully built STI under the skin. It’s rather far from stock though the Ford still has a power advantage.

And an almost stock mid ‘90s Impreza can hold its own against my modified Ford Focus RC car!

A cardboard box is an upgrade from a P.T. Cruiser.

A camry and a saturn ion redline(!). This story couldn’t be any sadder/funnier.

Underrated ride. Especially with the lovely sounding V6.

Love... it’s what makes a Subaru.

And that will be a great way to get express-murdered when the four armed goons hop out of the 300. But hey, you do you, cowboy!

Every one of these old 300s is driven by some degenerate. I was boxed in at a stop sign by a 300 a year ago. No doubt in my mind the goons driving it were trying to carjack me.

Pre Gawker death a jalopnik writer would have caught it, all of the good ones left. now A.d. gawker we get this click bait repost from reddit

I always wondered this myself. I always figured it was because getting a driver’s license in the US really only requires a small amount of money and a pulse, half of drivers wouldn’t know what the hell it was. I assume they’d treat it just like a flashing red or a signal that’s out: freak out and drive into the…

Holly Fuck!