“The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.”

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>1. People stop asking you to do things. I am the kind of person that finds this to be wonderful. If the thought of this makes you sad, consider doing things.

I always knew I liked you. We should possibly hang out some time. But I’ve got this thing this weekend.

Well...I guess CrossFit is better than ISIL, but don’t make me say it twice.

I prefer to never make plans further than 15 minutes out, because if it's any further out than that, I'll probably forget about it. Thankfully, my inability to make close friends pretty much negates this as a problem.

I’m bad at doing this when I feel lazy and I make overly convoluted excuses. But then, when I think someone is on to me, I actually MAKE plans knowing full well that I will cancel them so that I can say “look guys, sometimes work stuff just comes up. Remember when I couldn’t come out last Thursday even though IM THE…

Yep, that’s a Crosstour ass. But that’s ok. Sometimes you think you see your wife at her family reunion and go up behind her and squeeze her butt. Sometimes it turns out it’s actually her niece. You just gotta get there early so before you have to wait in the car you can get a burger, a brat, and a beer in, before…

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…

Count me in with everyone wondering what the hell they were thinking, using real guns for this.

Why were they using Live Rounds, Real Weapons and Random Fucking People* to “simulate” using lethal force? Who approved this shit? Enjoy early retirement chief and the lawsuit that should loose your station a few million- oh shit- Florida! Enjoy your Wednesday.

The Four Rules

That vehicles looks out of its Element.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Give them a break. The Olympics are doing their best to make sure that any exposed skin found underwater stays covered in bacteria.

You’ve just reminded me of how much I miss Junkyard Wars.

Shrek was also really good CGI for the time. It and Final Fantasy Spirit Within really changed the game Toy Story started.

Integral Supercharger maybe?