That makes it even more Texas. A big, useless thing that looks useful for doing something that you’re aware of being done, but that you’d never actually do yourself, and which the big useless thing can’t actually do very well.

But wouldn’t that branding iron brand “The Westin” backwards?

Crunchy taco shells are the actual worst. Even that flat-bottomed bullshit will still disintegrate after two bites.

In TX you can also get a Minor Restricted Driver’s License at 15 if you show a hardship that requires you to drive.

Cowl hood doesn't do shit for you when the back 1/3 of the engine sits under the rain tray

They lost me at “3" body lift”, rather than “3" cowl hood”.

Here’s how mail was delivered in the 80's, 90's, 2000's, & 10's:

SShhhhh...maybe he has a really sweet Monte Carlo on Keystone Classics all raked out, complete with Pioneer 6x9s in the back window. I can hear the dulcet tones of Whitesnake right now.

It’s actually level. The wheel openings in front are much bigger as the wheels need to, you know, turn.

“Stick it to the bastards, we said, the Euro-snobs!”

would love to see GM do this again. Take a small SUV. Drop in the Z06 engine.

The plus and minus on the shifter aren’t a manual mode. They limit the range of gears. The car will still up and downshift within that range. The 03+ AMG models had a manual mode, in which the gear selected was held until redline.

The 454 SS was a barge compared to the Typhoon and Syclone.

It’s not exactly the same idea. Actually, it’s kinda off.

C’mon Tav - follow the Dougie method. Give us a video for when we have time and text so we can pretend to work.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Cadillac Caribou

C’mon raph.

I got a new cavalier for my 16th birthday. I was completely ecstatic until I saw this in the showroom. I drooled like an Ohio Marty McFly.

Unibody, FWD, poor cargo and towing, fragile underpowered drivetrains, bad quality... When I figure out why I like them so much I’ll let you know.