Get thee behind me engine!

This is too funny, I was just behind one of these jeeps last night in traffic and noticed this as well!

And god forbid he get Jury Duty.

In the south, it’s “Wang Murrurs”

This. And they seem to just “push all the buttons” when they decide which lights to turn on for the present situation. Very, very distracting.

They’re taking a bucket of water from one trough, running over to their trough (spilling 4/5 of the water in the process) and dumping it in. It’s pretty wasteful.

+1

+3 additional bonus stars

2015+ WRX?

I mean, if this was in Texas, his pappy could have taught him to drive, just like his pappy before him, and the state would be cool with letting that be enough.

Ugh, is it hot in Chad?

*Immediately slams into pedestrian doing his first scooter stunt*

Him: “You hear that? (revs engine, multiple obvious vacuum leaks singing away) TWIN turbos.”

Ah, a pedants pedant. I like the cut of your correctly trimmed jib.

Always thought the same thing about these, until my dreams were shattered.

You can totally add new power bands. To your rubber band powered model airplane.

Get out of here with that reasonable attitude!

There’s a game I play with these people. It’s called “Watch me get through this traffic faster than you without having to swerve around like a jackhole”. It’s always entertaining. Eight times out of ten I can pick a lane and just follow traffic and get where I’m going within a car length or two of the aggressive…

This. He’s the kind of guy you just want to be around, always learning and sharing his knowledge with others.

Well yeah, everyone hates that guy fumbling for enough bricks to throw at the toll booth.