+3 additional bonus stars

2015+ WRX?

I mean, if this was in Texas, his pappy could have taught him to drive, just like his pappy before him, and the state would be cool with letting that be enough.

Ugh, is it hot in Chad?

*Immediately slams into pedestrian doing his first scooter stunt*

Him: “You hear that? (revs engine, multiple obvious vacuum leaks singing away) TWIN turbos.”

Ah, a pedants pedant. I like the cut of your correctly trimmed jib.

Always thought the same thing about these, until my dreams were shattered.

You can totally add new power bands. To your rubber band powered model airplane.

Get out of here with that reasonable attitude!

There’s a game I play with these people. It’s called “Watch me get through this traffic faster than you without having to swerve around like a jackhole”. It’s always entertaining. Eight times out of ten I can pick a lane and just follow traffic and get where I’m going within a car length or two of the aggressive…

This. He’s the kind of guy you just want to be around, always learning and sharing his knowledge with others.

Well yeah, everyone hates that guy fumbling for enough bricks to throw at the toll booth.

Only the head is on the passenger side, the entire engine is canted over. The crank is still in-line with the transmission and drive-train.

Yes, that’s exactly what it is.

Lived here for 12 years, have never seen a gun displayed in anger.

It’s likely the particular set of events didn’t satisfy whatever algorithm decides to deploy certain airbags. I like that better than blindly firing them all when I have a fender bender.

Still absolutely gobsmacked when I see people cruising the highway at night with their lights off. Every. Single. Night.

I want to see this happen.

Almost the exact same thing happened to me. I stopped to help a woman change the tire on her truck, and as I was sliding under to get the spare, I crushed my phone between my leg and a rock. Phone was never the same...