Not really a horror story, but I had a Chrysler dealer try to convince me that he could have the Viper V10 installed in a Grand Caravan for me. I can't decide if these guys are stupid, or if they just assume everyone else is.

Don't forget the Myrrh.

It’s a video interview...

Then don’t watch it.

Those wheels are pretty "Kustom".

Wow, looks like two different tires glued together!

It's not terrifying (other than being gross), it just wasn't idiot-proofed enough for the average driver.

I used a handful of change and tape to block a big engine-killing vacuum leak on my Volvo. Very effective!

I've made a terrible mistake...

Met a guy, helicopter pilot, just as you described. He told me all about how Audis are the best cars ever made because he went to a dealership and hung off the door, and it didn't break.

:o

I never understood double parking until I moved to a rough neighborhood. In a few months my clean paint is absolutely ruined by people who have no concept of personal property. It's not just the paint, it's the deep gouges and sheet metal dents. Some people just don't give a damn. I still park like a sane person, but…

Hey man, they gotta re-sell that car pronto!

"Mush, MUSH!"

This is a good comment.

Except that they are staggered, not directly opposed forces.

Actually, upon reflection, no, no he did not. He's sorry though.

Small one for storage, big one for the cars?

It's Jerimiah Johnson. Most quotable movie ever.

They can tart that old piece of crap up all they want, but it's still going to go flying past me on the interstate at night with its lights off because people who buy Nissans are special.