I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

And it looked to me like Joyner started his movement to hit Bridgewater after Bridgewater already started to slide. So, pretty dirty.

I’m just saying, I’m just saying, “Daniel” is really, really close to being the same name as “Damien.”

“Yes, we’re very offended.” —The boner pill companies.

2003 ALCS Game 7

Because of Brown’s association with the team, the 76ers have also been banned from the postseason.

Yes

I actually really enjoyed the Cardinals’ book. I mean, there’s a lot of senseless violence and it has some questionable things to say about black people, but the prose is spectacular.

It’s a story as old as time. Really.

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

They paid good money for those tickets, so you can’t blame them for being a little crabby.

As we trudged from the stadium to our car last night, I turned to my husband and said, “I never say this, and you know I hate it when other people say this. But for the first time ever in 35 years of sports fandom, I feel like my team owes me an apology.” I thought he’d chide me for making it all about me. Instead he…

Pheidippides nutz.

Black Jesus is dead.

Isn’t everything ever?

Midnight beer math time!

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.