Whatever. I've driven way faster than that, do you see me bragging?

+1

This guy makes a living playing on ice, do you think he ever has to deal with shrinkage?

@Andrew, I totally agree, there should be a "positivestories.deadspin.com" sub-domain,

Diana, you are reading this wrong. It is part of their new campaign to appeal to full-figured women.

A surgical recovery room.

+1 for admitting a mistake.

I know this won't be the popular opinion, but Stephen A. Smith is right. The NFL doesn't have a domestic violence problem, America has a domestic violence problem. The crimes committed by these athletes are magnified and reflected onto the entire league.

@Brian, I'm a Mets fan. There is nothing funny about it.

Look at all the fucks the home plate umpire isn't giving.

Andy—

What got boosted? His self-esteem.

That one's good too.

Wasted headline opportunity:

There is only one plot and that plot is, "How will they lose and how unwatchable can they make the process of losing?"

There is only one plot and that plot is, "How will they lose and how unwatchable can they make the process of losing?"

Hunter Pence has a favorite Kardashian.

Bryant seems to want to apply an NCAA-style punishment to the MLB: if any of your players are found cheating, then all of their wins are forfeited. Obviously, this would take away a significant amount of La Russa's wins. But it would an egregious and unjust punishment. Tony La Russa made it into the Hall of Fame by…

Well done OldBeigeGuy