It's very likely she's quoting a 4-year number. A lot of scholarship offers are made that way.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

"Medium-handsome white dudes always assume that just because they make a thing it deserves to be seen. " Maybe outraged was overstating it. I just don't see how them being white or dudes, or for that matter, handsome has any bearing on their desire to have what they enjoy doing and think they are good at, seen.

I castrated bulls growing up, so when I get to Washington, I'll know how to affix a tight rubber band to spending's scrotum, cutting off the circulation, and over the course of weeks the blackened spending will drop off. I'm Penabler and I approved this message.

Personally, I think the insistence that everyone is beautiful hurts us rather than helps. It elevates that one characteristic because we can't just let it go. It's ok that everyone is not funny, that everyone is not charismatic, that everyone is not athletic, it's even ok that not everyone is a genius, but everyone…

It's using what happens in an established relationship as a way to sooth the menz' fears about entering a relationship with a feminist. And those women who are just as unaware. Of which there is a shitton of both, and the opening the door thing comes up at least once a month in gathering places of said types, and…

Not to take this situation lightly, but not having known about this story, and given the headline/image combo, I thought this was about a sexy contortionist who was also Miss Teen USA going to jail.

I was really hoping this was a combo of Sex and Contortionist. Woh woh.

We have no idea whether that's true- The "undisclosed sum" could be a paltry amount ($5), undisclosed because they don't want others to think that they can use their songs with impunity.

I have to say, I'd be rather taken aback if my name was tossed into an open letter written by someone I didn't know about her molestation. Johansson worked with Allen. It's not fair to expect that she is now required to weigh in with serious opinions on a 25 year old accusation just because she acted in his movie. I…

As a photographer I can tell you that this is one frame out of HOURS of footage and it's being used to sway public opinion against this girl. Just as the parents sobbing uncontrollably is a play to make the judge feel more for them.

I know that you've been told this your entire life, but pictures are not proof. They…

This is totes problematic from a consent and underage POV. What is that dog about six years old? Will nobody decry this forced marriage!?

The creators of D-wave had the intent to develop something meant to crack encryption (But it wasn't profitable and damn difficult). They only produce an adiabatic quantum computer. It's basically designed to run optimization problems and that's really all it can do.

Could you please fix the headline to say 'Female brains are better at fending off developmental brain disorders'? Because some of us are getting tired of clarifying for you the different between developmental disorders and psychological disorders.

I'm torn on this one. I hate the cultural assumption that because I'm a woman, I love weddings and planning them and have a secret wedding folder on my laptop regardless of my relationship status. I actually am currently planning a wedding and I don't have a wedding folder on my laptop, because I can't bring myself to…

You can either retreat from a dangerous situation, or stand your ground. You can't retreat then come back with a gun.

Looks like the FDA has reconsidered their decision to limit emergency contraceptive production to one pharmaceutical company

And she went to future concerts. Also, the most traumatic thing to ever happen to you happens on your birthday but you forget which one? Yeah, not buying any of her b.s.

Some rapists have mental illnesses too. Are you willing to give them a break too?

Lololololol. And factory-farmed meat (as opposed to happy meat) is probably way, way worse for you (and the environment) than anything on this list, but talking about it, even in the most objective way possible makes people uncomfortable. Le sigh. I guess it technically doesn't count here though, since it's not "in…