I HATEYOU, study! You're not my real dad!

But... why does it matter how the t-shirt is folded? Is he folding it at all, even if it's "wrong?"

Don't marry a guy unless he's lived alone for a while and the condition he keeps his place in is acceptable to your standards, since that's the amount of housework he's most comfortable with doing. If he's the kind of guy who only vacuums every three months then if the two of you move in together and split the chores…

It's cuz were so fucking stupid. I don't even know how I typed this.

And this is the man you chose? Sorry. Onus is on you.

No. A "moral imperative" means "believe her at all costs, no matter the circumstances," which is "he is convicted without due process." Because if the default is "she is telling the truth, full stop," why have a trial?

You realize that the CEO might have to fly commercial if your proposal were enacted, right?

This sounds good but I've heard rumors about the release of Zombies, Sex! where it helps you fuck like it's the end of the world.

Hell yes we do. Especially the ones who got banned over pointing out he's full of shit.

Grab your ovaries and come out with a real statement, or, hell, a retraction if necessary. This - this is bargaining. And it is pathetic. Jessica, I respect that your job is difficult. You're representing feminism to a broad audience. Do us all a favor: stand up straight and speak clearly. I have tremendous faith in…

RATIONALIZATION

The actual policy is a bit more nuanced than this, and there may be exceptions for professor-graduate student and TA-undergrad relationships if there isn't a direct supervisory relationship. Here's one paragraph of the official email we received (I'm a current UConn grad student): "In addition to clarifying the…

The professor that they are currently dealing with allegedly partied with students and hooked up with quite a variety of them, no doubt including many he had little/no authority over. That professor is also being alleged to be a pedophile with multiple allegations to that effect being leveled against him from outside…

And yet how often during various fashion weeks doesn't Jezebel feature just about every show from the main designers? You're willing to get hits and advertising dollars from these all (or mostly) white shows, and bring them publicity. Why not be the first group to take a stand and not have any articles about any…

So far I have seen her take up for a child rapist, imply that women get raped because they aren't as smart as her, tell other people's kids to fuck off, make a joke out of paying someone to rape her, literally brag about spreading std's to her clueless boyfriend, etc.

She also wrote an article bragging about the fact…

I refuse to read Tracie Egan Morrissey's articles because she is a rape apologist.. She has shown her true colors multiple times..

She wrote this about the Roman Polanski child rape in the past and then had the nerve to ban two of the many readers who gave her shit for blaming the 13 year old victim..

http://jezebel.com/…

Will you be in a 3 or 4 way wedding with me?*

Objectification and normative beauty standards are bad!*


*Except for hot, shirtless guys! AMIRITE?

If I read one more article about how glorious uncircumcised penises are, and how horrible/terrible/sad/deformed circumcised ones like mine are, I'm going to scream.

Yeah, I get it, circumcision is a dirty awful Jewish/Muslim conspiracy to ruin the sex lives of men, by removing a tiny flap of skin who's only function is…

Kate, are you joking? Re-posting this stupid, inflammatory bullshit. Yes, men who are circumcised clearly is analogous to their penis DYING AND ROTTING OFF.