My girlfriend and I almost hired an escort in Amsterdam for a threesome, but we both decided that if she wasn't really into it, it would kill the mood for us. Not really sure how people can get off if they know the person they are with isn't enjoying themselves, feels kind of like rape at that point :-\

I didn't mean to put you down, I apologize. I was standing right at the spot where the second bomb went off an hour before it happened. I decided I couldn't justify spending the whole day hanging out when I had work to do, so I left and went to my lab. I'm having some trouble dealing with the fact that an arbitrary…

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Most girls would at least hold out for a value meal though :-P

What? The other part is like the handle. Pretty sure only the "insertible" part counts in the end lol

Yep, seeing a dude on a kid's show makes you want to have sex with him... totally not weird...

According to his official signature dildo, it is only 6".

I think it's pretty medium, like he said.

My trans friend is exactly like this and it drives me crazy! She even thinks that girls are "asking for it" when they dress a certain way (not rape, but pretty much anything up to that i.e. catcalling, groping, etc). She just transitioned about a year ago though, so maybe her opinions will change.

Dang, how is that cat not being smothered to death? That baby looks heavy!

Sometimes you just need to think a thing in order to get yourself out of the bed in the morning, okay? Let everyone have this.

Don't you remember, "that's one small step for man... one giant fucking leap for mankind?"

For real, I always file my return the day I get my W-2. Return money is like found money, you get to spend it on something fun and not feel bad :D

I'm confused... if you get your children correctly vaccinated, then how would someone else not vaccinating their children effect anyone but them? I still don't think this is an argument because you shouldn't be able to harm your own children, but I don't think you can say that it unfairly effects other people.

New York Times is reporting that the JFK Library incident was a fire, not an explosion, and is likely unrelated to the marathon incidents.

Quote: "Laura's coming out has made me realize, in regard to my own sexuality and ideas about gender, that it's all more fluid than how society presents it. I'd always thought I was just straight. But now I know that really the right girl hadn't come along yet. It's exciting to know that I am still evolving."

Read the article. It says they are both worried about that, but they love each other enough that they are confident they can work something out. Specifically she says, they will have to learn to have sex "like two lesbians".

I must have listened to this song a hundred times and I still didn't see it coming:

Yep, it's an empty link (target=_blank).

She works in the Bay Area so... yes, there is.