Some rejected alternatives:

This was a ridiculous run by Goatrope, from missing the grenade jump on the first level because of reading chat to being 3 minutes ahead entering the final level! The endgame choke was really really unfortunate, this could have been a 1:35 or 1:34.

This was very well said. I know that this is the Internet I should put a gif here of Orson Wells or something, but I'd much rather use words to tell you that what you wrote above was superb, especially your last sentence.

While his response is odd... I find this post a bit more troubling. It seems like this post is saying "we're going with Temkin's version of events happened, but..."

"For the love of God, would someone please like us for something?" -Yahoo

In between the Mario Marathon, The Speed Gamers doing a Pokemon marathon, Speed Demos Archive doing their semi-annual fundraiser, and Valve's Summer Sales going on right now everybody's wallet is going to be hurting.

http://www.mariomarathon.com/ started today as well. They are raising money for Child's Play.

Mario Marathon started today. Similar concept, minus the speed running part, and they only play Mario games.

For a second there I had thought someone had put Krillin in a video game.

Getting a pretty strong Zack & Wiki vibe from this game.

Article as written by a better writer:

"So they can go faster."

Dear Luke,

Open beta for Doritos? Wait, you have to pay. So... "Early Access" Doritos. I do love this country.

"I'm not a literary student, and I'm not an avid fan of Shakespeare but I've got a new appreciation you could say - especially for the long ones."

Refreshing, isn't it! One of the other times I remember devs admitting to mistakes was a while back when one of the EA teams working on Dragon Age Inquisition came out and basically admitted to not doing such a good job with DA 2. They said they had heard the complaints loud and clear and are actively trying not to…

Right here.

Alright time for me to finally get in on one of these pokemon articles for some friend codes for the friend safari!

Speaking as someone who lives in Seattle, a guide to the city for PAX guests:
1) Get your coffee anywhere but at Starbucks. You're in the mare nostrum of the greatest artisanal coffee roasters in America (and indeed the world outside of the Middle East.) Corporate coffee that tastes like boiled charcoal is a sin. …

Recently had to retake my driving test due to changing state residency and found this gem for North Carolina: The operator of a vehicle proceeding in the opposite direction as a funeral procession may yield to the funeral procession. If the operator chooses to yield to the procession, the operator must do so by…

In Alabama, it is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.