Does it have to be chicken feed? I have no name bird seed, will that work?

Instructions unclear. Dick now in bug, soul elsewhere, voices in brain. Please help. Is there a ctrl-z for this sort of thing, or do i just now inhabit this body with extra souls until i buy a new monitor and mobo?

Also, don’t summon more ants in the process. Rookie mistake.

If, when following these instructions, I find myself inhabiting the body of th ebug, is there any danger that I may have been pushed back in time and find myself then trapped in my monitor, ready to be crushed by myself?

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Real talk: no one deserves to be objectified and body shamed, regardless of their banshee status.

I’m wrestling with how I feel about the Chris Brown one.

I love that in the picture of Leonardo di Caprio et al, it is very obvious to me that I would not even look twice at any of them if they were walking down the street. Yes, Leo can act, and he cleans up real nice, but they all just look like average dads now, no matter how single and famous they are.

This is really relevant to me right now. I saw the Wonder Woman movie, and while it had its flaws, I loved it. Decided to pick up the New 52 run based on a recommendation. I also loved it. Until I got to issue #36, where apparently a new team took over. Wonder Woman went from being someone I admire, with strong…

And this is all part of why we need more female directors of all colors. This is the crap that gets normalized when men operate in predominantly male environments.

Every time I see Emmy Rossum’s name, I remember that she’s the one who suggested Rami Malek for Mr. Robot — and that the word “robot” entered the English language in the ‘20s via a Czech play called Rossum’s Universal Robots. Coincidence? OR SYNCHRONICITY?

MICHAEL BAY. He does this all the time as auditions: he made one female lead come over to his home and wash his car while he watched, and he drove another out into the dessert in skimpy clothes, and watched her walk and sweat in the heat. A few women have disclosed their experiences publicly.

Just think, if Scalise had his way, Griner’s wife would not have been able to immediately visit her in the hospital or inherit her estate if things had turned out even worse.

What an amazing woman. I’m crushing hard right now. I hope she has a full recovery and is honoured as the hero she is.

Like hating gays before you kid becomes one.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Senator Chris Murphy says that Donald Trump should follow Comey’s lead and testify under oath.

You forgot the part where he was too racist to become a federal judge — IN THE 80's.