Hmmmm, maybe the story isn’t exactly as the asshole who called the police told it! Perhaps the asshole made up something to warrant the police coming out. How ‘bout that scenario?

I’m trying to figure out why the cops didn’t just tell the guy that sleeping was not a crime and blast him for wasting their time. There will always be ridiculous assholes in the world, but it’s pretty scary when the authorities jump right in on the ridiculousness.

Welcome to Trump’s America. I’m not saying Trump made this asshole a homophobe. But he made him feel empowered to act on his homophobia to make life more miserable for someone else.

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

It is. Especially because the average, non-shitty person is usually bothered due to something specific - having their space invaded by someone’s luggage, loud and obnoxious behavior... This guy called the cops simply due to Mykki Blanco existing and happening to be sitting there.

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

I always thought the best stranger to sit next to on a plane was one that fell asleep and didn’t’ actively bother you. Trying to imagine calling the cops on my row mate for sleeping and not bothering me.

In case this POS passenger is American I think I know who he voted for *insert side-eye emoji here*.

well, he is not exactly the smartest person in a room, any room, even in an empty room

Agent Orange is a joke and a danger to this country and the world but I can’t say that the media doesn’t deserve to be knocked down a few pegs after their failure as the 4th branch of government. Had they been doing their job properly instead of focusing on ratings and clicks, Orange Foolious never would have made it…

They also complained about Obama’s EO’s (fewest on average per year for any president of the last 60 years), saying it was too many, meanwhile Trump has issued EO’s almost every day in the last three weeks, like it’s the only thing the president does, despite the fact his party has both the House and the Senate. It’s…

This guy has multiple scandals behind him that would normally take someone completely out of the running for a cabinet position. I didn’t even realize this was the same guy who, as Oklahoma AG, was involved in the botched execution there until I saw it on Maddow last night; for entirely political reasons, he pushed…

Just stop.

hey, at least he’s not black

Nixon was smart. Trump isn’t.

“We, the taxpayers, had the distinct honor of paying $10 million this month in travel expenses so Donald Trump could sleep in his big boy Florida bed for three weeks in a row. For contrast, Obama only racked up $97 million over eight years. Sad! “

There could not be more dysfunction represented in that header picture, even if this was hooked up to the plane.

So we’ve reached the paranoid dictator stage of the presidency. That didn’t take long...

White House junior staffers rn