Yeah, I think this is my first and last visit to Deadspin. The comments are just depressing.

Funny, I always assumed it was because movie Mary Poppins wasn't scary enough. I read the books as a kid and Mary Poppins was a little dangerous, neglectful and cold. She opened doorways to dangerous otherworlds and magics - and then would rescue the kids by a hair. If your babysitter ever took you to the park just so…

I dated "this guy" for a few years. He was a philosophy major. He would always tell everyone we weren't dating and I wasn't his girlfriend, but he was incredibly jealous, gave me romantic gifts, called and wanted to see me all the time, and wasn't seeing anyone else himself. He told me that he would never settle down…

Mine too. And I think because my hair is naturally silky shiny looking (and the barrettes or braids are always falling out) a lot of people touch my hair. Sometimes without asking.I understand there's a whole oppressive history for black women that makes even asking an irritation, but as a white women with difficult…