So Warframe called, they want their design theme back. Not so much in the varia suit design, but very much in the environments and robots.

So in a game where you can randomly shoot people in the head and then ram the ambulance until it catches on fire and explodes with all of the rescue workers inside, we're going to complain about the portrayal of women.

I'll take the virus site, thanks.

Am I alone in being horrified by Bill Trinen's dead, dead eyes? Occasionally they seem angry, but now and then they seem filled with the most profound grief.

Oh this is very true. I never actually expected better of Jezebel or any Gawker site. It's when the "lololololmenlol" stops and the "we're SUPER serious now, and doing serious important things and serious champions for equality" starts that I start to get irked. I can laugh at the one, and I would welcome the…

If Jezebel in general and you in particular made even a cursory effort to address all gender problems instead of solely female ones, I'd be much more inclined to believe your claims of desiring actual equality. However, I've yet to read even one Jezebel article about equality. Read several saying that feminism is…

Yes, let's send rapists to a place where they'll learn to be SUPER VIOLENT, then release them back into the streets a few years later with any last vestige of humanity crushed out of them. There's no way that could go wrong.

You are not qualified to commit libel and ruin a family's financial livelihood because your feelings hurt. That's not a woman thing, or a man thing, it's a grown-up thing, and this woman very much deserved to lose her PR job when she proved she couldn't behave like a grown-up. Especially given that this behavior of…

Yes, those rape apologists would be up in arms if it happened to a boy because they're woman-haters and and um the patriatchy!!!11!1omg

Yes, let's ask "Why?" Specifically, "Why would somebody ask for money to broadcast accusations that a beloved pastime is rife with hatred?"

So, yeah. All of the Borderlands characters with redneck bumpkin speech = A-OK. One character with bad ebonics = OMG RACIST. Gotcha.

USAA won't let me use the phone or scanner deposit, as I am a second-class customer. Everyone in my family who served in the military was inconsiderate enough to have died, and without a living relative to sign up with them they would only give me the gimp level account.

This is actually quite clever. Since the whole WBC scam revolves around the hope that they'll be physically assaulted during a picketing so they can sue the state for not protecting them, running up and punching them is playing right into their hands. But this, this is something that can make their lives very…

I appreciate the reasonable and understandable horror at the death of a bunch of children. However, I would point out that a crazy man in Japan went and killed as many children some years ago with a kitchen knife. A KITCHEN KNIFE. Any able-bodied adult could easily kill a small child with their bare hands if they…

How to make craptons of money:

I had the idea once to put a cat harness on my rabbit so I could take her outside to hop around without fear of her shooting off into the woods. She got tangled in the leash and oh yes, they can definitely scream. She panicked and started thrashing and squealing and was just getting more tangled; I had to grab her…

So people are trying to sell handcuffs that are intentionally sending a shock across a person's heart. That's either the worst idea ever or the best idea ever, depending on whether your goal is to kill people.

The account of the event that I first read was that the bride brought the game, and then made him participate in destroying it by doing so in a setting where he was under too much social pressure to refuse. Which is a fairly horrible and abusive thing to do to a person. Creepy virtual girlfriend or not, going and…

There is no way to say this that does not sound mean-spirited, so I will have to beg your indulgence in taking my word that I'm not just trolling here: Please do not have children.

Oh, I'm wholly cognizant of how crap twinkies are. If anything, what I'd like to see is a widespread method to make a vastly improved version of them at home, one with a cake that isn't rubber foam and a filling that actually tastes like icing.